Ladies and gents, we’re coming down to a photo finish in voting for the names of these hired guns!
All but one of the races is down to a difference of less than five votes. At this point, it could go either way!
Will it be JEPPSON CALLOW or ELIAS “PROFESSOR” MORTIMER?
Say, is that SULLY BARCLAY or “SQUINT” TURNER?
Will history inscribe the name of BEAUFORT or LEON “THE GASCON” GASTON into its pages?
Good gosh, what a crisis of identity for MYRON DEPORT FREDERICK III (THE GENTLEMAN RIFLEMAN) or DR. HORATIO BITTERIDGE or ALEXEI DRAGUNOV!
Whosat man behind the mustache: FERGUS MacRAE or “SARGENT” MENDEL BURLEY?
And most importantly, where was the love for “Arthur Scroope”? I had composed a monster jam entitled “Scroope! (There it Is)” thinking that one would wipe the floor with the competition!
Polls will be open until the stroke of midnight tonight. Spread the word! We’ve got no time for run-offs, so any ties will be decided in the most fantastic way I can imagine.
¡Vamos a votar, compañeros!




“¡Vamos a votar, compañeros!” I really don’t feel like voting after what happened here in México
Yeah, I can understand that. You have my sympathies.
Why is this the first I’m hearing of PRI retaking power? *Gumble-gumble*AmericanNewsCycle*Gumble-Gumble*
You stay safe up there.
No matter what the results are, they will always be the League of Irascible Facial Hair to me.